Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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