uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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