Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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