I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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