He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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