Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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