dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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