We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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