we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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