Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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