he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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