I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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