I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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