brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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