Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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