Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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