She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
