just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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