There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
