I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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