turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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