i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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