I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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