i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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