piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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