Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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