so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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