i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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