you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
