But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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