exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Randomize
