Are we in a gay sports bar?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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