just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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