did you get engaged???
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
