Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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