What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
