If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Barsexuality is the new black.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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