Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize