I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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