Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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