grandma shit on top of the toilet
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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