Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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