Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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