i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
