You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
God, I missed his penis.
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