well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
