you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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