hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
