i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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