HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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