I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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