why didn't you poke me back
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I love you.
Bad choice
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
