We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize