I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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