After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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