are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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