we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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